If I want decent looking children I’m gonna need to marry a sex god

I wish that someday someone will invent a way to SMELL stuff from your computer. Like when you google something, instead of the usual “Images”, “Maps”, “Video” there will be “Smell” so you could tell how a certain stuff smell like. This would be awesome when you want to find out how that new perfume from Marc Jacobs smell like so you won’t have to go to the store. Then you could just order them online.

You can google smell of FOOD! It’s like you just entered your favorite bakery without having to go there, smell your favorite coffee from Starbucks when you’re up all night doing assignments. The list is just endless!

Then,of course, there will be stuff which smell bad so there will be a popup which says “The smell of the item you’re searching for is rated as “Addicting”/”Obnoxious” Are you sure you want to proceed?” 

The Apprentice remains as one of my favorite and the best reality shows. The contestants are all impressive:smart,successful and some run their own businesses. There’s no voting system shit, it’s all up to you. You determine your own fate. It’s not about making friends, but doing the best as you can in a team. If your team loses, they will point their fingers at the weakest member. And there will be eagle-eyes George and Caroline who watch your every move therefore you can’t say shit when they ratted you out to Trump. 

The tasks are not for the faint-hearted (or faint-brained HAHA). But the reward at the end….are priceless! (it really is, because you can’t really know how rich you can be haha)

And of course,the painfully awesome moment when Trump says “YOU’RE FIRED” gets me every time.

p/s: and oh hey,the name Trump is awesome too. XD

Why are people too lazy-ass to even freaking TYPE?

Thing is, I won’t even bother doing them when I am free or on holidays. (I complain of being bored instead)

No, I haven’t given my password to ANYONE.