how elton john runs from the police
Must save rock and roll
Why the fuck is Captain Jack Sparrow at the Desolation of Smaug world premiere? I think you’re lost, mate.
hahah yes! I laughed so hard at this omg
OOC: Okay but seriously. This man looks EXACTLLY like him. What if it WAS depp? I mean he DOES go places in his costume….
HE WAS TAKING WILL TURNER BACK TO THE BLACK PEARL
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A
WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’
I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN
ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT